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Who is it?
yeah who?
525th Reply!
actually it is the 535th
My phone case just spontaneously broke into 3 pieces.
And it was one of those otterbox cases, you know, the ones that are supposed to survive falls from helicopters.
F
So an unscheduled rapid disassembly is what you are telling me?
In airplane language, I was disassembing it for maintenance (cleaning) and when I took the two inner pieces apart, it broke in 3. Note that this was the third time I’ve cleaned the inner case.
That was the most useless translation in the history of the universe.
Q
Does this translate to F?
Eh, it’s semi repairable
Q
I thought this phone case was military grade, but I can still bend the frame with my teeth.
I threw that case across rooms and the phone was in amazing condition when I traded it in. Only damage was the scratched corners.
Yeah because you freaking threw it across the room
No cracked screen
not even the screen protecter
Can’t say the same for this.

