The title is pretty self-explanatory. I’ll start with this amazing tweet I found. This is pure gold.
A tragic airplane moment: we’ve been sitting on the tarmac waiting to take off for two hours. The guy in front of us fell asleep immediately upon boarding, he just woke up and started getting ready to get off the plane - he thought we’d landed. My wife broke the news to him.
“Welcome to Singapore Changi Airport. Today you will be taking a 20 hour direct flight to leave Singapore and enter Newark Liberty International Airport.”
As much as I like flying, and despite the fact that I’ve spent more than 20hrs in a car nonstop, I’d still rather have a layover somewhere than do SIN-EWR (now JFK) non-stop.