(Dad) Jokes

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Did you hear,

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention

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After hearing that joke I feel like I have a groundbreaking headache

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.”

Sadly, the second one didn’t survive.


The question is, why?

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I hate science class!

Maybe I’m a little biased as a Christian

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Did you manage to figure out why the second one didn’t survive and the first one did?

I enjoy science class. I don’t consider myself as an atheist though.

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I was making another dumb joke about religion.

And yes I get the joke. My science teacher actually told it to us yesterday

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That my friend is what they call in the industry Hydrogen Peroxide

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I know. That’s exactly what I was referring to. H2O2.

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I used to use a hydrogen peroxide based solution for my contacts.

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what does it have to do with your religion?

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causallly drinks H202

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It’s a common joke that Christian’s don’t like science.

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oh

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what do you call a bad joke?

look at this topic

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:clap: :clap:

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i mean… most people do hate them… i like them sometimes tho.

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I love dad jokes.

it obviously depends on the joke tho…

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True true. I’ve lost a lot of brain cells via bad dad jokes

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