(Dad) Jokes

Sus bus : Busus lol

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sus plen : plus
wth am i saying

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wth are you saying?

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Why dont Indians like snow?

Because its white and on their land!

(nothing against white people just a joke)

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um
i love snow

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Indians as in The first people in America. Not actual indians

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When you fly united airlines they treat you like a king

Rodney King that is!

(not trying to make light of the Rodney king incident or even worse the horrible rioting that took place afterward)

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Whats the difference between a Feminist and a Knife?

A knife has a point!

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Did you know? Dying is the number 1 cause of death :scream:

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oh my god :scream:

Which phones do cows use?

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooobile phones

Like a King in France, circa 1793

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Statistically, 50% of the Africans are half of all Africans

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did you know that an portugese ethnic person is 100% portugese

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did you buy a mad-gas-car?

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What you call a car made in Madagascar:

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Jokes…

Alright, here I go.

“I don’t have any jokes to tell”

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You know that the propeller is just a giant fan to keep the pilot cool. In fact when it stops spinning you can actually see the pilot sweating!

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A man walks into a bar and passes a bunch of people who all punch him.

That’s the punch line.

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