Sus bus : Busus lol
sus plen : plus
wth am i saying
wth are you saying?
Why dont Indians like snow?
Because its white and on their land!
(nothing against white people just a joke)
um
i love snow
Indians as in The first people in America. Not actual indians
When you fly united airlines they treat you like a king
Rodney King that is!
(not trying to make light of the Rodney king incident or even worse the horrible rioting that took place afterward)
Whats the difference between a Feminist and a Knife?
A knife has a point!
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Did you know? Dying is the number 1 cause of death
oh my god
Which phones do cows use?
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooobile phones
Like a King in France, circa 1793
Statistically, 50% of the Africans are half of all Africans
did you know that an portugese ethnic person is 100% portugese
did you buy a mad-gas-car?
What you call a car made in Madagascar:
Jokes…
Alright, here I go.
“I don’t have any jokes to tell”
You know that the propeller is just a giant fan to keep the pilot cool. In fact when it stops spinning you can actually see the pilot sweating!
A man walks into a bar and passes a bunch of people who all punch him.
That’s the punch line.