What did the cheese say when he looked at the mirror?
Halloumi.
casually orders and drinks hydrogen peroxide (H2O2) and then dies
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Oh I get it. 
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yes
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
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The classic.
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STOP IT
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I’m afraid for the calculator, its days are numbered
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You sound like a 45 year old dude with a beer belly, bushy mustache, and two 8 year old boys.
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Oh wait that’s the whole point
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How does a train drink?
it chugs it
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how did a jokes topic get solved
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What do you call it when a heart dies in police custody?
Cardiac arrest
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What do you call a pretty canyon?
Gorgeous
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Why are they’re no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings
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What do you call it when a fish gets diarrhea?
Salmonella
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Magic
Wait… what?
What do you call a person with a briefcase in a tree?
A branch manager.
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Just about to ask that myself
It was already highlighted, no need for a solution too 
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