Why is it called Anchorage if there Is no old anchor there?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s ok, they woke up.
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There’s probably an old boat there
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No one
DFW Tower to BA 787: Happy treason day!
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LMAO I watched that
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attack me all you want but texans are so patriotic its annoying at this point
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?
Arrrr!
You may think its R but its actually the C!
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Two people walk into a bar and and bartender asks what they’d like to drink.
The first person says: “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second person says: “I’ll have some H2O too!”
The second person died.
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There’s nothing wrong with loving your country
If you don’t feel that way about your own you should probably move to another country 
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NOTAM
!WFC 07/218 WFC TPC WILL BE CLSD IF IT BCMS TOO MUCH TO HNDL/CONST MOD REQ’D
Translation
This topic will be closed if it becomes too much to handle/constant moderation is required.
Bid this as your one and only warning.
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The fact that u made that like a METAR impresses me
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I have a bad/not funny one.
What do you call it when a vegan dunks a pita chip in hummus?
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So lemme guess, for the 5 minutes it took you to type that 4 1/2 of those were spent typing in the correct NOTAM format?
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Uh… no?
Kinda?
Yeah…
It was mainly trying to find the right combination of letters to represent each word.
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casually orders hydrogen peroxide
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It’s time to eat Grandma.
punctuation 100
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“I’m sorry grandma, your time has come. Now get in the pot”
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I don’t get it
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