Yes you do. Especially Phidippus.
No we don’t. I live here. I’d know.
Go outside and touch some grass, maybe you’ll see some there, because there definitely are some out there.
I spend like 90% of my day outside. I’m pretty sure I’d know if I’ve seen one.
No offense, but flattened ones aren’t easily identifiable lmao.
Well if it invades my house, that’s how it’s gonna end up. I don’t care what sort of spider it is, be it a tarantula (yes, we have those in Colorado) or a jumping spider. I will do what I must to eliminate it.
Nooo… Don’t murder the cute jumping spider… 
Well tell the jumping spiders to stay outside. If it comes in the house, it’s fair game and will be removed.
I f*cking hate spiders, so I will take whatever action is required to not have to see them.
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Will you suspend me if I get a spider pfp? 
They’re called jumping spiders, not Juegos/Zac spiders, so no need to be scared of them lol.
Funny.
Proceeds to become a spider again and blocks your A/C in the car with a spider web lol.
No, that’s your choice and isn’t a violation of anything.
The name alone is terrifying. A spider that jumps. Yeah, doesn’t sound very cute to me.
I bet you’ll put me on Ignored though lmao.
Don’t blame you, reminds me of people with those pfps on the IFC lmao.
Jokes on you, I don’t have A/C
Well, would you rather have a cute little boi that hops around like a bunny, using it’s eyes (Unlike other spiders that are just dumb scary blind idiots) to catch other little bugs, or a massive freaking spider that slowly walks around your room at night, or one a bit bigger than a jumping spider, that walks faster than a damn bullet?
Thx, now I don’t want to secretly use your car lmao.
Wait, I have an idea… Installs a new A/C.
Er, well let me rephrase that. I do have an A/C system, but it doesn’t work. All the freon leaked out some time ago. All it does is just blows hot air into your face.
I just roll tbw window down and pray that it doesn’t get above 110°.
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Must suck that it’s so hot there. Lemme guess, you also have the ability to sleep with only just a dumb fan?