My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun
Don’t put it on there if it’ll look stupid
Wait. I just found out that your favorite airline was Alaska your favorite airport is Seattle?
What happened to Southwest and Las Vegas?
Alaska has actual classes and I refuse to have “Harry Reid” in my bio
Something here I dare you.
What happened to jetBlue ![]()
Never flown them 
Fair ![]()
Well you should because there’s the best airline in the United States. Random plug to watch my… I don’t know 25 YouTube videos on them. That’s the one bummer of always flying JetBlue. They are a great airline but I have no diversity in my trip reports 
Do they fly to GJT? No.
This immediately excludes them from that title.
So In your book allegiant is the best airline 
They could do well at GRR, although Allegiant and Southwest are dominating GRR at the moment, to the point where Frontier might pull out again, but that’s unlikely
Pretty much. Dirt cheap, and they have the most destinations from GJT.
If allegiant is the main airline at your airport, you know you’re from the middle of nowhere
Allegiant has a slight base at Fort Lauderdale but that’s an exception.
Like they have a lot of flights, but all their flights are to basically middle nowhere destinations so that overrides it.
I had to drop off my great grandma to her allegiant flight back to the middle of nowhere, they effing KILL YOU with fees
Her bag was 5 pounds too heavy so 50$
5$ for the BOARDING PASS
Don’t you dare call Grand Junction “the middle of no where”. UA is technically the main airline. Allegiant just has the most destinations.
It’s not middle of nowhere but it’s certainly not a mega city


