Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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No witnesses
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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Walking
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end?
You will have a mix of 24 odds and ends because you start with 24 odds and 24 ends
If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?
If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlights on?
Why do mosquitoes feel the need to inject venom after robbing blood from us?
Why does the doorbell ring just after you’ve stepped out of the shower?
I would be following the car
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
It doesn’t
fonetic
Why is there always one in every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd, will there be one in that crowd?
Why is it that international magazines that advertise products will have the same description of something in different languages, but the description of each language is written in English? Who’s that supposed to benefit?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?