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Why do easter bunnies carry eggs when they don’t lay them
They have a spinner in the center watering the plants, so no, not very practical unless you do it manually
. Where does the future come from?
Kidnapping
Constant development
Will it ever be possible to know everything?
Who looked at an oyster and said “Look there’s a snot in here. Let’s eat it.”
Lol no
Why do you eat snails in France
they like it
Because they pop out of their shells every once in a while
Is it possible to make a decent pun
Why do people like Owl City?
What idiot put an ‘s’ in the word lisp?
John McCarthy (totally didn’t look that up)
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
Because one is a low key idiot