Oversimplified random quotes

“And He was punished severely.”

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Hmm… alright

ahem

"BOY!

LOOK AT ME!

The people did this to me!

And one day…

THEY’LL DO IT TO YOU!"

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Sounds weird

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“Dude. Uncool”

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Hey! I’m average height for the time crying

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Awwwe

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Come on Zeus! Give me a six

gasp

Uh, did i say Zeus?

I meant Thor.

gasp

Ra, The Egyptian Sun God?

gasp

Dangit! Who is it we worship?

Perhaps You should read this, your holiness (holy bible)

In the beginning, god created the heavens… and the earth?

Wow! This is wild

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OoOooOOooOh NoOOoOo

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Oh yes, finally…

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I have quite a few

  1. ‘Soldier, I need you to bring me this man.’
    ‘Got it. Found him, sir.’
    'Wha-who-NO! Not LennON, LenIN! The Russian Communist! WHAT?! Why would I need a Beatle?!

  2. OoOoOoOo! Look at me! I’m Dad! I wear powdered wigs and silver buckled shoes and I’M A TRAITOR TO THE CORSICAN PEOPLE!

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“OH I’m sorry, should I have not spit his head open with a tomahawk”

“It’s fine, it’s not like this will cause a 7 year long major global conflict”

“and what happened next was a 7 year long major global conflict”

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