All flights out of Bogland Capital International Airport have been delayed for at least two hours. A Delta CRJ-700 suffered and engine failure on takeoff and debris needs to be removed from the runway. No cause has been determined yet, but it is believed to be a birdstrike or fanblade failure. There are no reported injuries or fatalities. The plane, N611QX, is likely to be returned to service.
I just bought a 65 USD 787-10
Hope it was a good investment
HX152 is departing for Tokyo Center soon
May I be on your inaugural flight?
Our ANA 787-8 is not coming to Bogland today
It has been pulled to maintenance after a pretty bad tailstrike departing Shanghai
RIP my CRJ7 is still being repaired after the engine failure
Sure! The destination will be London Heathrow btw
Okay, it seems like I would be able to connect to a DL flight to Bogland, so may I book a seat?
Sure! Would you like Business or Economy?
Business class please
Sure! It will be 1250 USD
le yikes
Sorry 1500 is the connecting price from Osaka
I have 2 model planes. WestJet and El Al (retro) 787s
Once saw the real one at VHHH
Okay, I’ll book the flight. Thanks for accommodating me
My airport is launching a program called “Bogflyers”, where you can pay $16000 USD a year for a membership. All WFC and IFC members automatically receive a lifetime membership.
Perks include:
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Priority check in
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TSA Pre Check
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Priority boarding
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Free upgrades on select flights or by request
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Access to Bogland Airlines First Class Lounge (Fornia Lounge)
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Refundable cancelations
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Double amount of miles earned on Bogland Airlines credit card
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Free use of the Bogland Airlines airport hotel
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Personal chauffeur and butler upon request
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New perks may be added in the future
Sure! Can I book any flight from IAD to Bogland?
Our next flight departs at 2021-02-05T13:45:00Z. It will be onboard United Airlines’ Boeing 737 MAX-9. Would you like a free upgrade?