I actually have another from today:
aircon starts
classmate: iS tHaT tHe NoIsE oF a PlAnE cRaShInG
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Your classmates seem to talk A LOT about planes 
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Here’s one from my brother when I was spotting the JetBlue A223 landing at KSAT for the first time.
Him: Is that a fighter plane?
Me: No. It’s an Airbus that was originally a Bombardier.
Him: Wat that
Me: A plane maker
Him: So they make cars? Cool!
Me: 
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I was leaving school walking with a friend and we overheard someone say “Dude when I flew to Hawaii I got so jet lagged”
Bruh.
We were just like “what the f”
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bumpie
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from the other day yes form school AGAIN @tunamkol
question on the board with a plane diagram
had the fuselage of a 747-400 but engines of a 747-200
light rant intensifies
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This, at the same time, is also a geography thing. California (Pacific Time) is UTC-8 and Hawaii is -10. It’s impossible to get very jet lagged since it’s just a time difference of 2 hours.
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747-300 goes brrr
but if it had 747-400 wings then 
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classmates: what’s that plane
me: (e.g) a 747
next time when the next one comes…
what’s that?
that’s why I don’t bother identifying planes to them anymore, it’s not like they even remember
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- = 3 hours during DST
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I know
And even at the biggest time difference it’s only 3 hours (since they don’t change time)
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bumping this with a story from idk when but recently:
sees math question and it’s like:
iF aIrPlAnE a TakEs OfF fRoM aIrPoRt A… etc.
me: really, thats not rEaL lIfE pRoCeDuRes and also the diagram is a CoNcOrDe so meh.
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all other A320’s and stuff fly over all the time
person: is that a max
when it’s actually a max
person: what a cool a320
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can u take a photo lol
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no lol it was at school and we can’t use phones there 
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but dont u like get it back?
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yeah we can’t use them in school
lol
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i mean actually u can
just dont get caught
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