Funniest stories of non-avgeeks

better off calling an A320 a 737 than an A330 a 747 :skull:

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They think that every single narrowbody in existence is a MAX… Which has long since been fixed.

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At least they don’t know about the 787 or the A350 issues

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classmates: LoOk An AiRpLaNe
me: no it’s a kc10a extender you’ve known me for 4 years you should know that by now

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If every time in sims I put on full afterburners on fighters the plane crashed I’d probably be responsible for half the US’ GDP’ worth of money

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BuT iTs On FiRe The EnGiNe JuSt FaIlEd

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YeAh I WaTcHeD tHaT dOcUmEnTaRy WhErE tHe PlAnE CrAsHeD

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That sounds like my mom too. When we booked our flight to D.C. in the Spring we are flying on a Max 8 and she thinks it’s a A350.

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You’d wish tbh

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My classmate: Doing a presentation on planes. Says Emirates is working on manufacturing a futuristic plane

Me: trying to contain the urge to correct her

Happened IRL lmao. Ended up correcting her at the end of the presentation. Call me a nerd or whatever but I couldn’t resist haha

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mum: bath time
me: sorry just approaching EGLL on STAR LOGA2H if I go past EGMC without permission I’ll get a violation

mum: wut

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I wouldn’t resist either

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Not really.

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Air Canada 787 Lands

Dad : Is ThAt An AiRbUs A330?

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ah yes, the classic WnItEd rc747

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I wouldn’t even blame you

That hurts me to the bottom of my soul

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geography textbook: SaYs RoLlS royCe LeAsEs AiRcRaFt

me: huh really

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My friend : Sees a 777
Him : Is that a 320 Boeing?

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this one from today @ school:

teacher: says planes flying by in a sentence
me knowing they were f15’s outside : hmm fascinating

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ohh

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