Fairly Obvious Things That You Just Probably Never Thought About

Rice and honey cannot rot.

Bottled water has a shelf life of two years.

Yes, bottled water can expire.

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Life is a lie.

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Just because I was planning to buy 50 water bottles and let them sit for two years so sad lol.

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If mt everest is above the clouds

Why is there snow on the top of it?

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If you take care of chickens, aren’t you a Chicken Tender?

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My brain hurts from this topic.

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And I Oopps

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That every time you go on a plane you have a chance of crashing

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Well, it’s like saying every time you go to the beach you risk getting hit by a coconut

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That’s like saying everytime I eat I have a chance of choking, lol.

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I live in Florida and I can confirm that there are no coconuts at the beach my friend

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You do tho

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Same here in Texas

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Screw Texas beach :roll_eyes:. Florida has the worst best beaches

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Yeah our beaches aren’t the best

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All fixed

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Nah. NJ is where it’s at. :joy:

Actually, though. LBI is gorgeous. Could be a bit biased since I;ve got a house down there, but still.

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Bias alert

Nah. Marco Island Florida is where it’s at tbh. It’s really nice over there

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Again, bias cause I have a house there

(But the hotel over there is incredible!)

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What if a kayaker is a yak that say kai

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