If Seven Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year why do the doors have locks?
…or is it?
Ok last one I promise
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive up atm?
ig it fits here
No it’s so you can learn anything you want, including doing a not good job like a teacher
why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways
Parkways has a legit explanation. But why do we call them driveways. That really doesn’t make any sense at all
If you’re in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why are airports called airports if they aren’t in the air?
Well you can actually break the word apart and think of it as ‘ports to the air’… Remember that many aviation terms originated from nautical (associated with ships/marine navigation) vocabulary…
What if I break it into “ports in the air” 
Everyones a furry because we have fur on our skin
We all love furries don’t we
Wait are you saying that as an excuse
No it’s not an excuse
I am not a furry
How should we believe that
Because Parkways are extremely long parking lots (Take the Gardiner Expwy and Bayview parkway) and driveways are the place where one starts driving.
My mind rn

Shipment and cargo are interchangeable apparently