It’s easier than it sounds. It’s basically eight sections
Then you fill out each section in the format the teacher wants. It’s pretty easy to BS the lab results since it’s online.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep
Ah, well good luck with that. I’m going to bed. I’ve got a baseball game tomorrow.
Damn, my parents are acting like if I don’t get valedictorian, A+ in all classes, get to the top belt in at least three martial arts, become captain of the swim team, clarinet section lieutenant, star in at least six movies, get nominated for an oscar, grammy, and streamy, discover a cure to cancer, end at least two world wars, and save the life of 10 people, I won’t get into a community college.
F***ing asian parents. Why do they be like that
And of course, some b____ got accepted into f___ing yale with full f___ing scholarship with an Idontgivetwos___saboutit GPA or some s___ so my parents want me to f___ing act like this b____ is my god f___ing idol or some bulls__ like that. Holy s___ I have never said so many f___ing curse words in one god da___ sentence
summons rolls, the anti swearing police
My mom just lit an incense downstairs and now, not only does this house feel Asian, it smells Asian too.
I swear, if the word “Asian” had a smell, this would be it.
It smells like if marijuana smoke tried to smell good.
I wonder what having Asian parents is like
Ah you sweet naive innocent little thing.
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE REAL WORLD UNTIL YOU’VE LIVED WITH TRADITIONAL ASIAN PARENTS FOR OVER 10 YEARS
I recommend not coming to my part of Colorado if you can’t tolerate that smell.
Ah yes, a joint.
Asian parents expect too much
Or blunt, whichever sounds sexier.
That landing was so laggy IFOperations didn’t even know the plane landed.
i crashed another escooter. please call me hammond now.
Good morning everyone!
morning gab!