I like Japanese Beetles
Those are cool
And let me, you’ve never felt fear until a june bettle lands on your leg.
I’ve got a homemade flammenwerfer as a last resort if needed.
Or until a 4 inch long daddy long legs falls in your mouth.
That’s not a daddy long leg
It’s a recluse. Kill those
It’s been 9 years in this house and I still can’t find any suitable device for a flamethrower.
An actual flamethrower
yes, but they do nothing for society, they are useless for anything other than upholding the status quo (neoliberalism, aka capitalisms)
Or when a group of spiders launch a WW1 style suic*de attack on you after you’ve just taken your contacts out and can’t see.
Shocked not really tho
A keyboard duster and a lighter.
Or an aerosol can and a match
Tried that didn’t work.
It takes a steady finger. Ince the gas is lit you can turn off the lighter.
now that I see them up close, they look like mini tarantulas with very long legs.
We also have these

I think that there’s a nest of them in the front yard. They’re everywhere in this neighborhood
Yeah we have a ton of those here
Also parrots
We have parrots too lol
