Their counter argument is: i’M pArEnT
Yes
So relatable
This is a true story
Uncles while children are talking - get lost right now!!!
Uncles while they are talking at 100,000,000 decibels - talk louder, even we want to hear
What in the world. 
Definition of Invasive Species
poor doggo
Ryanair pilots while landing be like - Alright, lets yeet the plane onto the runway.

Oof that tough
My mom always says
“Why can’t you be more like (insert name of random girl)”
or
“You need to be more like (insert name)”
And I’m like
“Yes, it’s obvious that you love this girl (who by the way got a 5.0 GPA, full scholarship to Yale, level 10 in piano, black belt in tae kwon do, and is one of the top 50 high schoolers in the country) more than me. It’s okay that you love this random stranger more than the child you spent more than half a million on to birth, but do you really have to rub it in my face every 10 seconds?”
And that s*** hurts
I’m like
“I have driven myself into depression just to make you happy and this is how you treat me? I’ve done all this work, stressed my self out to the point of being suicidal, accepted all of your terms and conditions and followed all of your rules. And not to mention, kept this dysfunctional family from crumbling and this is what I get in return? I’m really starting to wish you miscarried me instead of giving birth because this is not worth it. I quit.”
lucas is sqishy




