Discobot questions/fortunes

:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it

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Were u capping

:crystal_ball: My sources say no

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R u being paid to say that

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

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@KGJT-9149 knew it

He got paid to say that Bermuda isn’t Caribbean. Never paid him to speak the truth that CO > Tiny Island though.

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No I asked disco bot if he was capping on his answer to you and he said no. I said was he being paid to say that and he said yes, therefore Bermuda > CO

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fortnite > IF

:crystal_ball: As I see it, yes

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Can I have something to eat?

:crystal_ball: As I see it, yes

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Can I go to sleep?

:crystal_ball: Outlook good

get urself a man who’s this smooth :heart_eyes: :sweat_drops:

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are you haram

:crystal_ball: Most likely

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